This one's from a house of ill repute (of the best reputation) in Teonusude.
You may slurp at your soup
Wear pink ballet boots
Or fart just as loud as you please
But whatever you do
Bear in mind this taboo:
A pod pilot must never have fleas
Chorus:
For a pod’s not a place for your fleas
They bite and they transmit disease
Your ship yaws and pitches
When you get the itches
Pod pilots must never have fleas
You may juggle five cats
Or wear Twitter hats
You may sup on malodorous cheese
You can snigger and burble
Make loincloths of gerbils
But pod pilots must never have fleas
You may eat unripe fruit
Dressed in your birthday suit
You can pick at the scabs on your knees
Grow hair from your nose
‘Til it tickles your toes
But pod pilots must never have fleas
(Feel free to add a verse or two of your own)
Game Night
1 day ago
You can shoot ships afk
ReplyDeleteWhile their pilots are away
Even his loot you may seize
But prepare for the dramatic
If that pilot happens to be Socratic
But pod pilots, pod pilots may never have fleas!
(Chorus)
(Changed Mr Javix's verse a bit to make it singable)
ReplyDeleteShoot ships afk
When their pilot's away
So all of their loot you may seize
And expect the dramatic
If their pilot's Socratic
But pod pilots must never have fleas
(Chorus)
You can act like a Goon
By the light of the moon
You can wipe off you nose on your sleeve
You can try for a troika
With Arydanika
But Pod Pilots must never have fleas
(Chorus)
Titans on a gate
ReplyDeleteNews is not great
A hundred Caps, such a tease
Our ships we must docky
Cause PL's in Amamake
But Pod Pilots must never have fleas
(Bit of a stretch, but I couldn't resist)
You can deliver in stealth
ReplyDeletewhilst counting your wealth
through lowsec and nullsec - a breeze!
but stay careful to barter
your ladyfriends garter
for Pod Pilots must never have fleas
Okay, I couldn't resist...
ReplyDeleteYou can shoot the Amarr
From a sniper afar
And chortle at their mournful pleas
Or sensor boost your gigs
To instapop their frigs
But pod pilots must never have fleas.
You can whore on all their mails
When neutrals they assail
And primary their main FCs
You can shoot them up so bloody
Til they bat phone in their buddies
But pod pilots must never have fleas.
You can make their carebears die
And smack them til they cry
And give their pods a good ol squeeze
Explode their orca alts
In an organized assault
But pod pilots must never have fleas