Tuesday, August 30, 2011

A Pod Pilot Must Never Have Fleas

This one's from a house of ill repute (of the best reputation) in Teonusude.


You may slurp at your soup
Wear pink ballet boots
Or fart just as loud as you please
But whatever you do
Bear in mind this taboo:
A pod pilot must never have fleas

Chorus:
For a pod’s not a place for your fleas
They bite and they transmit disease
Your ship yaws and pitches
When you get the itches
Pod pilots must never have fleas

You may juggle five cats
Or wear Twitter hats
You may sup on malodorous cheese
You can snigger and burble
Make loincloths of gerbils
But pod pilots must never have fleas

You may eat unripe fruit
Dressed in your birthday suit
You can pick at the scabs on your knees
Grow hair from your nose
‘Til it tickles your toes
But pod pilots must never have fleas



(Feel free to add a verse or two of your own)

5 comments:

  1. You can shoot ships afk
    While their pilots are away
    Even his loot you may seize
    But prepare for the dramatic
    If that pilot happens to be Socratic
    But pod pilots, pod pilots may never have fleas!

    (Chorus)

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  2. (Changed Mr Javix's verse a bit to make it singable)

    Shoot ships afk
    When their pilot's away
    So all of their loot you may seize
    And expect the dramatic
    If their pilot's Socratic
    But pod pilots must never have fleas

    (Chorus)

    You can act like a Goon
    By the light of the moon
    You can wipe off you nose on your sleeve
    You can try for a troika
    With Arydanika
    But Pod Pilots must never have fleas

    (Chorus)

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  3. Titans on a gate
    News is not great
    A hundred Caps, such a tease
    Our ships we must docky
    Cause PL's in Amamake
    But Pod Pilots must never have fleas

    (Bit of a stretch, but I couldn't resist)

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  4. You can deliver in stealth
    whilst counting your wealth
    through lowsec and nullsec - a breeze!
    but stay careful to barter
    your ladyfriends garter
    for Pod Pilots must never have fleas

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  5. Okay, I couldn't resist...

    You can shoot the Amarr
    From a sniper afar
    And chortle at their mournful pleas
    Or sensor boost your gigs
    To instapop their frigs
    But pod pilots must never have fleas.


    You can whore on all their mails
    When neutrals they assail
    And primary their main FCs
    You can shoot them up so bloody
    Til they bat phone in their buddies
    But pod pilots must never have fleas.


    You can make their carebears die
    And smack them til they cry
    And give their pods a good ol squeeze
    Explode their orca alts
    In an organized assault
    But pod pilots must never have fleas

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